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Jewish Girls Everywhere Mourn News of Andy Samberg’s Engagement

Joanna Newsom, we salute you Read More

By / February 25, 2013

I guess we always knew this day would come. Former SNL cast member and Digital Shorts guru Andy Samberg popped the question to his longtime girlfriend, musician Joanna Newsom. The fact that Newsom is talented and probably really cool and smart seems irrelevant in light of the fact that, whether they admit it or not, every Jewish girl in the world has a crush on Samberg and it’s just not fair.

There’s still that other Jewish guy from The Lonely Island though, right? Oh, he’s married? Cool, just asking for a friend.

(Photo by JOE KLAMAR/AFP/GettyImages)

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  • Kelsey Osgood

    James Franco ain’t getting married! He’s too busy making gay porn disguised as esoteric film “pieces” and getting NYU profs fired. Andrew Garfield is a good pick!

  • Scott Tennis

    another Jew marrying out.

  • http://www.rishona.net/ Shona

    Awwww… :-(

  • Craig

    Also, who cares about Andy Samberg when Joanna Newsom is now off the market? It’s a travesty.

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  • Mandy

    Oh, and Andrew Garfield! How could I forget.

  • Mandy

    When it comes to young Jewish actors/singers/etc., in terms of attractiveness, Andy Samberg is nowhere remotely close to the top of the list. He lags way behind Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Logan Lerman, James Wolk, Adam Levine, Ezra Miller, Jake Gyllenhaal, James Franco, and so on. The list goes on…