Sex & Love

JDater of the Week: With Photos!

This week’s theme: Wacky pictures. First up is HoneyiLOVEYOUso, who’s got some amazing text to accompany his intensely ‘80s photo. I quote: Hey Woman where are you? I need you. help me to find you, cause I love you I … Read More

By / March 4, 2008

This week’s theme: Wacky pictures. First up is HoneyiLOVEYOUso, who’s got some amazing text to accompany his intensely ‘80s photo.

I quote:

Hey Woman where are you? I need you. help me to find you, cause I love you I swore to budda I know how to love if she be good to me and be kind to me I will not let her go No way if she is a keeper she will be kept for ever and ever my friend come to me New Year is here I am not getting any younger and I need Love. Perpetual love. see you my love later sweet dreams for now.

Yeesh. On the opposite end of the “would you want to be alone in a dark alley with this person?” spectrum is EricBD32.

Eric, Eric, dude, in two of your pictures you’re with a woman. In one of them, you appear to be gazing deep into her eyes. Your other two photos are adorable—cute kid, cute kitty, cute motorcycle—and you seem like a really nice guy, but the happy-in-love pics suggest that maybe you’re not quite ready to move on.

And then there's the girl I like to call Red. I can't remember where I found her, which is probably good because it afford her at least some measure of anonymity. There's so much to love about Red: The neckline on her dress, the choker, the burnt-caramel tan, the Chanel bracelet. But I think my favorite thing about this picture is the pose. Nothing says "classy and not self-absorbed" like a picture of you taking a picture of yourself.