Sex & Love
Do You Like Being Married?
From: Elizabeth Wurtzel To: Ben Karlin Hey, sorry I've been a bit slow to reply. It's been a weird 24 hours. First, someone posted a really quite funny joke on the Yale Law School electronic bulletin board that was a … Read More
From: Elizabeth Wurtzel To: Ben Karlin
Hey, sorry I've been a bit slow to reply. It's been a weird 24 hours.
First, someone posted a really quite funny joke on the Yale Law School electronic bulletin board that was a mock-up of a Harvard Crimson article that said I had been hired as a professor at Harvard Law School. Some people thought it was actually serious! I guess April Fool's Day was a while ago, but I am, as anyone can tell you, not particularly a legal scholar, so it seemed an obvious lampoon. But crazier things have happened.
Then I had to figure out if I was actually going to write this op-ed piece which could be really bad for Obama, who I like. The problem is, it could be bad for me too, because it's about his friendship with the leaders of the Weather Underground, and I think unless I condemn them utterly I look like a bad person.
Then some other things happened, but I can't remember what they are.
Life never really stops being high school, which is worrisome, though I suppose I've made an effort to never quite escape college.
So, back to your question: What am I looking for? I am not going to say that old trope that I'd like someone with a sense of humor, because EVERYBODY says that, and what does that even mean? I'm afraid the answer really is tall, handsome and smart, everything else is just extra. I really like the standard good things. All my boyfriends have been the theme, with very little variation on the theme. They've all been kind of obvious choices, except that they have been terribly difficult, given me a hard time, made my life unmanageable–and I think I've had enough of that.
What's your wife like? How long have you been married? Do you like being married? Someone I know who is happily married recently described the whole thing to me as kind of tawdry, and he didn't mean it in a bad way. I think I know what he was trying to say. Just getting through the day is kind of tawdry.
Did want to mention, by the way, that they've come a long way toward treating psoriasis, so there's no reason you should have to live with the condition. But imperiousness–not so much. I mean, the only treatment is meeting someone who knows how to handle it.