Religion & Beliefs

Ozzy Osbourne Thinks Christmas Sucks

Here’s some good news for all you grinches out there – you’re not alone. Rocker-cum-reality-star Ozzy Osbourne thinks Christmas sucks. Here are some hilarious quotes from a recent interview: "I had a Christmas number one [single]. The only thing is … Read More

By / December 22, 2009

Here’s some good news for all you grinches out there – you’re not alone. Rocker-cum-reality-star Ozzy Osbourne thinks Christmas sucks. Here are some hilarious quotes from a recent interview:

"I had a Christmas number one [single]. The only thing is that I was in hospital. When I did that thing with Kelly, I then nearly killed myself in a quad bike accident.

"I was in a coma for a while, so I missed Christmas, thank god.

"If I want to miss Christmas I’ll get on my quad bike and break my neck again."

"I hate Christmas, I hate it. Everything stops. When I used to drink it was a good excuse to get drunk for two weeks. Now I just hate it."

"I have to unravel all these presents. What a waste of paper."

 It does seem fitting that the Prince of Darkness hates the holiday, doesn’t it?