Religion & Beliefs

Get Your Lady Friend a Pap Smear This Hanukkah

Uncertain about what to get the special lady in your life for Hanukkah? Are you worried that candy and flowers aren’t original enough? Well, CBS, the channel that brings you such delightful fare as Two and a Half Men and … Read More

By / December 10, 2009

Uncertain about what to get the special lady in your life for Hanukkah? Are you worried that candy and flowers aren’t original enough? Well, CBS, the channel that brings you such delightful fare as Two and a Half Men and Survivor, thinks you should get your ladyfriend an appointment for a pap smear.

Hey, look, women’s health is important. But if my boyfriend took it upon himself to schedule my gynecological appointments, I’d think it was creepy and obsessive instead of romantic. Also, the phrase "pap schmear" is now haunting my nightmares. What is heard cannot be unheard.

 

 

 

 

[Thanks to Air America for the tip.]