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Top Five Reasons I’m Bummed Richard Blumenthal Won

Actually, this could be titled “Top 5 Reasons I’m Not Excited About 2 Jewish Senators From One State,” but technically it should be “Top 5 Reasons I’m Upset Linda McMahon Lost,” and the simple answer is that I wanted to … Read More

By / November 3, 2010
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Actually, this could be titled “Top 5 Reasons I’m Not Excited About 2 Jewish Senators From One State,” but technically it should be “Top 5 Reasons I’m Upset Linda McMahon Lost,” and the simple answer is that I wanted to see some wrestling on the senate floor.

I’m a child of the 80s, and like many of my generation, I grew up watching wrestling. And even though most of the wrestlers I liked as a kid have died due to complications from steroid use, I still would have liked to have seen some World Wrestling Entertainment hanging around Washington. Because let’s face it, the American political system does such a great job of making itself look silly, wouldn’t it have been great if McMahon won, and made these people some of her “advisers”?

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