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The Emanuels Named As The Jewish Kennedys

Gabrielle Emanuel, niece of former White House Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel and Hollywood power agent Ari, scored a Rhodes scholarship. Are the Emanuels the Jewish version of Americas most famous family? Read More

By / November 22, 2010

Gabrielle Emanuel, niece of former White House Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel and Hollywood power agent Ari, scored a Rhodes scholarship and The Daily Beast thinks that should cement the families standing as the Jewish version of the Kennedys.

We at Jewcy are really excited about having a dysfunctional political dynasty that we can relate to on a ethnic level, and really hope this is the final kick in the pants that Rahmbo needs to fix up his frumpy wardrobe, and maybe buy the family a yacht to sail on Lake Michigan.