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No Halloween Costume for Woody Allen

Famous people can just dress as themselves… Read More

By / October 28, 2013

You’ve spent months, no, weeks, OK fine, a couple of minutes thinking of the perfect Halloween costume for this year. But it’s too bad your efforts are for naught because Woody Allen went to a Halloween party as Woody Allen. If you were planning on going to a party as Woody Allen this year, you’re screwed because you can’t beat Allen’s firsthand portrayal. If you were planning on going to a party this year as an elephant (like me), you’re screwed as well. Why? Because Woody Allen went to a Halloween party as Woody Allen, and that’s a better costume than whatever you’ve come up with. Come to think of it, the best reason to become rich and famous and noticeable is so that you never have to dress up for Halloween again.

It seems Allen wasn’t the only celeb without a costume, Page Six reports.

Said a spy, “Woody was the only person at the party not in costume besides Valentino, who was in a sharp suit. When people saw Woody was there, they started all taking pictures with him.” But when too much attention was on the director, he decided to make a break for it.

Trick or treat, super famous people.