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Kosher Pizza Just got Crappier

If you want to invest some money, don’t trust Jack Abramoff.  If you want to sell some kosher pizza, maybe consider hiring the former lobbyist to help you out.  That’s the logic that Tov Pizza in Baltimore is using, as … Read More

By / June 23, 2010

If you want to invest some money, don’t trust Jack Abramoff.  If you want to sell some kosher pizza, maybe consider hiring the former lobbyist to help you out.  That’s the logic that Tov Pizza in Baltimore is using, as they’ve hired Mr. Abramoff to help take Tov Pizza to the next level.

[Tov Pizza owner] Mr. Rosenbluth said that taking a fellow Jew and giving him a fresh start is part of what Judaism stands for. He said that he was happy that Tov Pizza could be that place where Abramoff could begin his healing journey back.

“We’re all Jews, we’re all on the same team,” said Mr. Rosenbluth. “I’m more than happy to help a fellow Jew in any way I can.”

While we can’t comment on Abramoff’s marketing skills, we can only hope that his first executive decision is to eliminate the horrible taste that fills your mouth with every bite you take of most kosher pizza.