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The Weekly Man v. Food Review: Disgusting in Puerto Rico

          Adam, last week was a big moment for you/me & you/you and the Jews/you and your Jewishness.  This week you venture to Puerto Rico and attempt to eat nine pounds of steak and french fries … Read More

By / July 22, 2010

 

 

 

 

 

Adam, last week was a big moment for you/me & you/you and the Jews/you and your Jewishness.  This week you venture to Puerto Rico and attempt to eat nine pounds of steak and french fries with mushroom sauce in under forty minutes, and I’m supposed to believe you’re going to do it?  No way buddy.   And what do you do before it?  You wolf down bacon, chorizo, deep fried pork chops.  Seriously dude? 

And seriously, what’s with the Panama Jack look you’re rocking?  Who are you?  My dad? 

Adam, this isn’t me talking as a Jew, this is me talking as a sane human being: this was the most disgusting episode of Man v. Food I’ve ever seen.