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Stuff Jewish People Like

Stuff (Young) Jewish People Like -Not believing in G_d -Liberal politics -Ethnic food, especially of the Asian persuasion (Chinese, sushi, Indian) -Acoustic guitar -Any event that includes the terms "young", "single" and "professionals" -Camp (but not camping) -Charities that benefit … Read More

By / September 29, 2009

Stuff (Young) Jewish People Like

-Not believing in G_d

-Liberal politics

-Ethnic food, especially of the Asian persuasion (Chinese, sushi, Indian)

-Acoustic guitar

-Any event that includes the terms "young", "single" and "professionals"

-Camp (but not camping)

-Charities that benefit marginalized people other than Jews

-For men: having sex with gentile girls

-For women: complaining about the lack of Jewish guys to date

-Emulating black people and hip hop culture

-Fearing that there will not be enough food (AKA Jewish Food Panic)

-Marijuana…and lots of it

-Self-hatred…and lots of it

-Careers in "helping" professions (education, non-profit, medicine)

-Jewish geography a la "where did you go to school", "where did your family daven"

And finally, Jewish people LOVE being Jewish…and that’s the best thing we have going for ourselves.