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Jewcy Zeitgeist: Auto Bailout is “Ass-Backwards,” Obama Inadvertently Incriminated Blagojevich, and Recession As Birth Control

Here are today’s top news stories in no particular order: The auto bailout deal has been finalized, but according to Republicans it’s "ass-backwards." The recession is a great birth control alternative: According to the Los Angeles Times, birthrates are on … Read More

By / December 10, 2008

Here are today’s top news stories in no particular order:

  • The auto bailout deal has been finalized, but according to Republicans it’s "ass-backwards."
  • The recession is a great birth control alternative: According to the Los Angeles Times, birthrates are on the decline due to the unfavorable economic climate.
  • Al Gore and president-elect Barack Obama met yesterday to discuss climate change. Think of it as a giant high-five for the environment.
  • It’s the end of the world as we know it: A giant black hole was discovered in the Milky Way by German scientists in Chile.