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Jewcy Zeitgeist: Autism Not Caused By Vaccinations, Joaquin Phoenix Is On Something, and Octo-Mom Seeks Donations

Here are today’s top stories in no particular order: Three federal judges ruled against three families seeking compensation from the Federal vaccine-injury fund for their autistic children. This ruling declares that autism is not caused by vaccinations. Oscar-nominated actress Anne Hathaway will … Read More

By / February 12, 2009

Here are today’s top stories in no particular order:

  • Three federal judges ruled against three families seeking compensation from the Federal vaccine-injury fund for their autistic children. This ruling declares that autism is not caused by vaccinations.
  • Oscar-nominated actress Anne Hathaway will be starring as Viola in a Central Park production of William Shakespeare’s Twelfth Night in June. 
  • Prince Harry will be taking classes in diversity and equality. After recent racially insensitive remarks were made by the ginger-haired Prince, The Royal Family and British Army are finally fed up. It’s about time. It just goes to show you, that wealth cant buy brains.
  • Where in the world was Joaquin Phoenix? Because, physically the new-bearded wannabe rapstar was technically on The Late Show with David Letterman last night, but mentally he was in an entirely different world. His Jewish mother must be so proud of this horrendous publicity stunt, err…I mean appearance. 
  • If you are feeling a bit generous and have sympathy for "Octo-mom" Nadya Suleman for bringing 14 babies into the world while unemployed. You can visit her website that her publicists so kindly set up and make a donation using your credit card or Paypal account.