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Is James Brown Moshiach?

James Brown’s dead body is missing; here are our guesses: 1.  His body has been stolen 2.  Zombie James Brown is walking the streets right now. 3.  James Brown is Moshiach.  If number three is the case, you have very … Read More

By / March 12, 2010

James Brown’s dead body is missing; here are our guesses: 1.  His body has been stolen 2.  Zombie James Brown is walking the streets right now. 3.  James Brown is Moshiach.  If number three is the case, you have very little time to make the decision of eternal Torah study, or an eternity getting on the good foot. Choose wisely.