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The Cat Haggadah

Jewcy is proud to present the first ever Haggadah for felines, by felines. Read More

By / April 14, 2011
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Welcome kitties and friends of kitties.  On behalf of the Jewish feline population, we’d like to wish you a cat sameach.

Before we start our seder, are you reclining?

“I’m not sure.”

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The First Cup.

Jewish Cat drinking wine

“Kat-dish. Amen.”

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Karpas

“Nom nom nom. I love this part. Good for the digestive system.”

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The Second Cup

“Wait, we have to drink 4 of these?”

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The Four Kittens

“Who you callin’ simple?”

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I Will Not Let Your People Go!


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Let all who are hungry come and eat!

“The meal is served.”

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Why Only Four Cups?

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Dayenu!

“Sorry, I don’t sing, hippie.”

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Now We Are Free!

“But you’ll let me back in to sleep, right?”


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