SASQUATCH

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Bigfoot, also known as Sasquatch, is supposedly an ape-like creature living in forests, mainly in the Pacific Northwest region of North America. Some splinter sects of Bigfoot enthusiasts believe that the creature is actually a huge, intelligent air plant, similar to the Spanish moss of the Southeast. This would explain its ability to hide at a moment’s notice.

Kosher? I’d imagine it’s kind of stringy. Also, he might look too much like your Uncle Morty.