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Although “E.T.” could represent any alien being that visits Earth, the term has come to mean the title character in the famous movie by Steven Spielberg (a nice Jewish boy). Despite coming from a civilization of advanced technological powers, E.T. prefers to burble like a child and make decisions based only on the lesser brain lodged in its left foot. It also likes to hide in closets and pretend to be a stuffed animal.

Kosher? Why are we even discussing this one?! Why would you even consider eating E.T.? Do you think he goes good on a bagel with cream cheese?