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The Death of Boris Jackson. Last Contest. |
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 by Boris Jackson, September 10, 2007 |
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This Maria. Boris dead. I say no pee on electric fence. Boris pee on electric fence.
Last contest to honor memory:
Best Epitaph for Boris Jackson
(If you cannot think of an epitaph, you may also come up with the best erotic fantasy involving Boris Jackson and a plate of warm noodle kugel.)
Last week winner:
Mason Lerner.
Adios,
Maria
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Boris Jackson lives in Kalamazoo, Michigan with his wife, Maria, and his four children: Julio, Jorge, Squirrelisha, and David. When not thinking of creative challenges, he enjoys bass fishing and playing with the family’s dog, Ralph. |
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Jennifer Predigerowitz
he spill,wrong place.his yellow,make die.he a good man, with such small bladder.amain
mobius
Loved Jewish stereotypes
and perverse fantasy,
but most of all
when they collided
Mason Lerner
That makes for an embarrassing obituary...
He came. He saw. He plotzed.
Pants Wearer
Maybe in next life he listen to wife.
jsf1972
So proud of his prostate. So sloppy with his aim.
Alav Ha'shalom
ojoxsofeta
Boris Jackson
Born A Pisher - Died A Pisher.
ojoxsofeta
so are we getting a winner for this? i wants me a shirt.