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Spiel Time With Bill Maher

Isaac Chotiner at TNR's The Plank gets it exactly right:

The most telling/pathetic moment on a recent episode occurred when Ayaan Hirsi Ali blasted the Bush administration for attacking Afghanistan rather than Saudi Arabia after 9/11 (she apparently misspoke: Hirsi Ali was clearly in favor of military action in Afghanistan, too). Sure enough, the audience burst into applause. Why? I'd like to believe it's because the House of Saud runs an autocratic state and funds terrorism. I think it's a bit more likely, however, that the real reason has to do with America's closness to Saudi Arabia and the Bush family's closeness to the Saudi royals.

Still, you can be sure if Bush had attacked Saudi Arabia after 9/11, the same audience would be clapping for whatever guest was speaking out against the war.

Can't these shows function without a gallery of tiresome fans?

The fans are not just tiresome, they're irretrievably stupid. You could satellite-feed a message from Osama calling the president less than bright and still expect at least a few giggles and claps.

Anything said by Maher with a big-insight-coming-up deepening of timbre is met with yelps and cheers. (I once heard applause after Maher came right out and said Iraq was better off under Saddam Hussein. Even if you agree with this sentiment, and I don't, doesn't it call for solemn appraisal rather than trotter-flapping approbation?)

From that kitsch, CentCom soundstage (how's that for declaring antiwar bona fides?) to the groaning and predictable "New Rules," Maher has made a minor art out of getting people to believe that banality is radical and that he's a martyr for mouthing the opinions of every editorialist in the country. What's really going on here?

Recall that he lost "Politically Incorrect" after 9/11 for saying that Mohammed Atta and company were brave, not cowardly, for killing themselves along with thousands of American civilians. Cowardice, said Maher, is firing rockets from a battleship into some foreign ministry or third world citadel. Even Rush Limbaugh -- normally the point-man on tactical combat and just war theory -- found merit in this contrast.

Ari Fleischer was then asked about Maher's chatter and Fleischer's terrifyingly Orwellian reply (to a different question, by the way) was along the lines of, "We all should watch what we say." This was interpreted by our hero of late night as a genuine threat and the cause for his subsequent unemployment. That ABC, owned by Disney, lost advertising revenue because of Maher of course had nothing to do with the network's decision to lose him, too.

Check out some of his talk not just immediately following this incident, but long after it, and decide for yourself whether Maher's opposition to the administration is rooted entirely in principle and not in vendetta. Then ask yourself if the unfunny comic with a TimesSelect account has spent the last few years battling a bygone White House flack as a distraction from the real hunt for Mickey Mouse.


Michael is a contributing editor of Jewcy. His work has appeared in Slate, Gawker, New York, Democratiya, The New Criterion and The Weekly Standard. His blog is Snarksmith.


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parmanparman


On Aayan Hirsi Ali

Michael,

I think both you and TNR have gotten this one completely wrong. Ms. Hirsi Ali is a kind of feminist that Muslims and many Christians and Jews seem to revile because she speaks out against the kind of terror of place and mind that many keep to themselves. She is former member of the VVD, a Dutch political party that combines conservative views on the economy, foreign policy, crime and immigration with a liberal stance on drugs, abortion and homosexuals. Why would she not support an invasion of Saudi Arabia? She may not be against the Bush family's ties with the house of Saud (I cannot answer for her), but she is clearly against the insulting laws and canons of Wahabi Islam. What's right about the article is that people will clap at anything, what's missed is that she is not doing enough to substantiate her position.





Michael Weiss


My fault, Parman - I should have been clearer

I wasn't taking issue with Hirsi Ali, whom I respect enormously. I also think TNR got it right to say that she didn't meant to advocate invading SA over Afghanistan but rather over Iraq. Fair enough. This seems to me a more reasonable reshuffling of Wilsonian-democratic priorities coming from her.

But it is not Hirsi Ali's geopolitical and moral calculus I question, but rather Bill Maher's and his pathetic audience's.

All I meant to show was that those who glibly rattle off other autocratic regimes in the Middle East as better might-have-been targets aren't really serious when they do so. They use priority and urgency as a prequisites of intervention, yet they believe in neither priority or urgency. The only time they take the full measure of a dictator's human rights abuses or his supposed "imminent threat" to the United States is when the United States plans to do something about him. Witness the Iraqi Liberation Act, passed without a dissenting vote in the Senate in 1998. Where were the impassioned "No Blood for Oil" marchers then, or the Richard Clarks, for that matter, stating that Saddam was solidly "in his box"? (Clark himself evidently didn't believe so, since part of his legal brief for encouraging the Clinton administration to bomb the Al-Shifa factory in Khartoum was that the Sudanese government was facilitating an alignment between the Baath and Osama bin Laden!)

What we know now about Saddam's WMD capabilities has only been known for certain since he was removed from power. Before then, every major intelligence agency on the planet believed the tyrant was reconstituting his nuclear weapons program, already had an advanced bio-chemical one, and was violating U.N. trade sanctions, which had been in place since 1991.

Now consider: Had George Bush instead pinpointed Saudi Arabia as ripe for regime change, arguing (correctly) that most of the 9/11 terrorists came from there and that the Riyadh government suborns radical madrassas and Al Qaeda, what are the odds that the shrill "Real Time" lot would have have paid any more credence to this argument than it did to the one about going into Iraq? And if nation-building in Saudi Arabia didn't go so smoothly either, would we now be hearing from them that the initial case for war was overstated, "sexed up" or completely disingenuous?  Of course we would.





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