Vagina Monologues superstar: Dawson • In Virginia, a state delegate has introduced a bill to ban the plastic testicles truckers like to hang from the backs of their big rigs. Ew.

• You know how everyone in the world seems to have given birth to a baby, like yesterday? Turns out we’re in the middle of a baby boomlet.

• New Orleans is the vagina of America, according to Rosario Dawson. The city will host a very special celebrity Vagina Monologues this April.

• Good Magazine’s Huffington Post blog wonders whether the world would be a better place if yuppies lived in communes.

• A flesh-eating MRSA bacteria is plaguing gay men. The good news? Researchers think it can be killed with a proper soap-scrubbing. Mike Huckabee will probably still suggest quarantining the country’s entire gay population to Gitmo, though – just to be safe.