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Paris Hilton's Suspicious Nostril
by Lisa Timmons, December 13, 2006
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Paris Hilton's Nose: You be the judge.Paris Hilton's Nose: You be the judge.After a dinner at which Paris Hilton and Brandon Davis threw down $2600 for a meal and also during which Paris insisted on wearing her sunglasses (despite being indoors), she was seen in their car with what appears to be some highly suspect material still lingering in her nostril. According to Splash News Online:

The wild partying hotel heiress was spotted leaving a top restaurant with what appears to be white stuff up her left nostril. Hilton and Brandon Davis splashed out a whopping $2600 for a slap-up lunch and then left with the strange looking nasal passage clearly visible through the car window.

I don't know what's more disgusting about her, the possible use of the nose candy, or the fact that she was impersonating a blind person all through her meal.

WHAT'S UP PARIS' NOSE? [Splash News Online]

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Lisa Timmons graduated from the University of Georgia with a major in journalism, so yes, she vaguely knows what she's doing.  A little over four years ago, she moved to Los Angeles to pursue a career in comedy writing.  She spent a little over two years


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Anonymous

04/01/08 9:31 pm

Egads! A dot of awry light

Egads! A dot of awry light bouncing off into Hilton's nostril. How incriminating. Just like the "red-eye" effect when taking photographs. Must be something to that, too.



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