Ha, wasn't it humiliating for Scientology when that clip of Tom Cruise being all wild-eyed and talking about orgs and DPs and whatnot surfaced online? Now everyone will think Scientologists are crazy! Good thing no embarrassment like that could ever befall the Jews.
Oh, wait. Oops. It turns out that Hebrew Hammer writer/director Jon Kesselman made a top secret Jewish indoctrination video that makes Tom look saneish. Whether he's curing cancer, curing 9/11, or just walking on water, for Jon Kesselman, it's all about KJW: Keep Judaism Working. Oy.
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Jonathan Baruch Kesselman (yes, he is Jewish), the godfather of the Jewxploitation film, was born and raised in the mean streets of the San Fernando Valley. He received his Bachelors degree from the University of Colorado, graduating Magna Cum Laude in Psychology More... |
Helen Jupiter
I feel so proud...
Roi Ben-Yehuda
Brilliant
Thanks Jon, I needed a good laugh.
Patrick Sauer
Nice Work
Although, I suspect more than a hint of envy now that the Scientologists have replaced the Jews at the forefront of the entertainment industry.
Anonymous
love it
love it
Marc Hessel
ok...lol
That made my night, I just came back from class, and saw this, wondering what it was I watched the original video with Cruise, and then this one, and it totally puts everything into perspective, at least a humorous perspective at that!! Great job Jon, just makes me happier that I am Jewish and don't believe in green martians!! LOL
-M
MaxKohanzad
cynicism is amalek
cynicism is amalek
naftali
Huh?
Could you expound upon that please?
Anonymous
This is a parody of a parody:
it's marginally funny if you assume that David Duke and his ilk will not quote from it as if it were real.
"Jews introduced people to more drugs than anyone else?" Jon is David Duke's best freund.
I also loved this line: "How many psychiatrist have you met who aren't Jewis?" That depends in Hollywood movies most "Jewish" psychiatrists are African American.
Anonymous2
Questions For Anonymous 1
1) How was that a "parody of a parody?"
2) What is a freund?
3) What Hollywood movies are you referring too with Black Psychiatrists?
4) Were you high when you posted?
Marc Hessel
Yo that shit is dope..RE: Questions For Anonymous 1
You guys make me laugh, quit it.
-M
www.marchessel.net
Anonymous
Questions For Anonymous
Questions For Anonymous 1
1) How was that a "parody of a parody?"
2) What is a freund?
1&2 if you don't know what a parody is or what "freund" means, look it up.
3) What Hollywood movies are you referring too with Black Psychiatrists?
Again, if you can look it up.
4) Were you high when you posted?
Not as high as when you asked your dumb queries.
Anonymous2
Questions For Anonymous 1, Part 2
Answer the damn questions, putz! You can't because 'freund' isn't a word, there aren't a whole lot of Hollywood movies with Black Psychiatrists in them, and the Tom Cruise scientology video was not a parody. It was an actual Scientology video, not a parody of something else. Tom Cruise takes himself deadly seriously in it.
Anonymous
to anonymous #2
Hey hypocritical and ignorant Putz, my brother where did you go to school? Wherever you went they didn't teach you to read did they?
Jon's video is a pardody of Tom's video and Freund is German for friends.
I'll leave it to smarter readers than you decipher why I used the German word in my original post, Putz #2.
As for Black psychiatrists in Hollywood or like other Black Doctors they are all over the place and if you can't seem that's your problem.
I am not here to educate you, Putz #2.
If were I would ask you for extra credit, Putz, why did I say "Hypocrtical Brother," above. But why should I bother with a second rate Putz.
JewcyCraig
As an administrator, I probably shouldn't pick sides...
Anonymous
another putz just wight in.
Is he dummy number 2?
Just asking.
Marc Hessel
No worries there
No worries there JewcyCraig, Anon is notorious for going around in the rooms bashing peoples characters, and defaming people's credit for his own self-satisfaction, he already did it to me starting with this post trying his countless antics to achieve some sort of self-glory or intellectual prowess. As my mother would say Anon is "msi via malpa!" Now thats an educated term for you Anon, why don't you look that one up you mindless weirdo.
-M
HR
This discussion is quite
This discussion is quite timely as I just heard that this year the Academy Awards will be honoring African American psychiatrists in film with a Life Time Achievement award for their body of work and outstanding achievements.
JewcyCraig
Yeah?
I heard Steely Dan is being honored with an award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Mediocrity. And, Marc, assuming it's the same Anon, we're looking into it.
Jerry O'Connell fan
Good but...
Ya gotta admit, this is more brillianter:
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/3f716ffebe
Levitt8
Why'd you go and bring the Dan into this?
Steely Dan mediocre?
Please.
Anonymous
Anonymous JewcyCraig has
Anonymous JewcyCraig has found another chaver.
Hey, what do you get when you put two or three dummies together?
A jewcy convention!
Anonymous
Marc Hessel's mother
"msi via malpa!"
this is just Greek, or Polish to me, but if your mother said I am sure you deserved it.
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