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DAILY SHVITZ
A Nice Jewish Girl and Her Semi-Automatic Beretta

I've always wanted to go to the shooting range. Maybe I just have an obsession with J. Lo's character in Out of Sight, but for years I've wanted toWill to Power: Author wanted to hold a gun in her handsWill to Power: Author wanted to hold a gun in her hands know what it feels like to shoot a gun, to have that kind of power in your hands. So last week my friend Andy convinced me that after many years of talking about it, it was time. I had to cross this one thing off my life's to-do list.

Around noon on Tuesday, Andy and I walked into a firing range in Inglewood, just blocks from LAX. It was conveniently sandwiched between a porn store, a car wash, and a bar. When we told the clerk we wanted to shoot a few rounds, he barely blinked, took our IDs and asked which guns we wanted.

"What do they shoot on CSI?" I asked. He handed me a Beretta and two boxes of ammunition. Then we chose our targets. I was too freaked out to get ten human outlines, so we opted for some regular bullseyes, two human forms, and a selection of neon prairie dogs for good measure.

"We're new at this," Andy bravely told the guy behind the counter. I foolishly assumed the clerk was a gun enthusiast who'd be excited to give us newbies an hour-long lecture on gun safety, hold my hand while I took my target, and tell stories of training first-timers. I was wrong.

"Here's the magazine, here are your bullets. Don't EVER put your thumbs above the grip. Have fun," he instructed. "That's it???"

Andy looked at me and shrugged. "This is insane," I thought.

We went inside.

For the first ten minutes, I just sat there with the gun, jumping a mile every time someone else in the range fired off a shot. I was close to tears. But then Andy began loading the Glock he'd chosen and fired two shots, hands shaking. I got up the nerve to load my hefty Beretta, feeling its weight in my palms, and stood there, scared of the kick back, but knowing I had to do it. I was there, afterall.

I held the revolver just like they do on TV - right hand over the trigger, left cradling it below, feet planted firmly, staring at my target. I took my shot. The gun kicked back, but not nearly strong enough that I'd lose control. The pop was loud, so loud, and then it was just... over. It was so easy. I loaded it again, and shot again. And then I loaded three bullets into the magazine. Pop. Pop. Pop. So that's what semi-automatic means. Until we were through two boxes of 100 bullets each. I'm a decent shot, FYI. It was even getting... fun.

And then the implications of it being so easy hit me. "This is totally crazy," I thought. "What's a nice Jewish girl like me doing at a firing range?!"

The raucous bunch of Swedish guys were still at the other end of the range shooting rifles and a few tough-looking kids had come in next to us, with what looked like AK-47s. What if one of them decided the targets were boring? Anyone of them could just turn around and shoot someone. It sounds obvious, but when you actually have a gun in your hands, it makes their purpose feel so much more real.

I won't say I didn't get a thrill from the experience - I was high from the adrenaline rush the rest of the day, and I see now how people could get obsessed with it. But the reality of it was just too intense - THIS of all things is a constitutional right? I am not convinced that the shooting range is quite what our forefathers had in mind when they prioritized the right to bear arms. But you have to admit, a girl with a gun is pretty hot.



Laura Hertzfeld is a writer, editor, and producer with a focus on politics and social media. She lives in Washington, DC but pretends to be bicoastal.


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Ismail


"I held the revolver just

"I held the revolver just like they do on TV..."

Didn't you say it was a semi-automatic? You really are a newbie, aren't you?

I hope you got your car washed, had a beer and took in a porn loop or two afterwards. As long as you were in the neighborhood, I mean.

And you're absolutely right, I could do without men with guns, but a woman with a pistol is insanely hot. 





kthread


Congrats on your first

Congrats on your first visit. I, too, am obsessed with Out of Sight, and I have seen groups of women visit ranges together. It's always impressive. And hott.





Jeff Gordon


Jews with Guns !

                                                                                                          B'SD

 The reason the Jewish Defense Organization trains Jews

across the US for free (legally) in guns is so that Jews

will know how to defend themselves against either anti-semitic or criminal

attack. The article below from JDO website will explain why www.jewishdefense.org




JEWISH YOUTH LEARN TO SHOOT

by JDO National Director Mordechai Levy

After September 11, the horrible attempted massacre of Jewish children in Los Angeles, and shootings of Jews in Chicago all by neo-nazis, there has been debate about the need to "get security" for synagogues and Jewish institutions. One recent author in the Forward even titled his well written piece "If Jews were armed" and advocated Jews being armed with guns as a deterent.

But even the best of the writers have missed "historical precedent" which a knowledgeable Jewish Militant will always be sure to cite. The actions of Jewish resisting forcefuly against their oppressors is many, but the story of one brave Jewish Militant leader founder of the Jewish Self-Defense Organization Zev Jabotinsky needs to be told, and retold, so that no Jewish group and no Jews will make the mistakes of the past happen again.

The year was 1905, and Jabotinsky had been speaking all across Russia trying to organize self-defense units like the one that had been put together in Odessa. It was launched after the Kishinev Pogrom. Jabotinsky spent day and night trying to arm Russian Jews just in case of a repeat of the horrible pogrom were to occur. His men actually saved Jews in a number of places, but many of the Jewish Establishment rejected his call for armed self-defense. Never was any Zionist leader condemned as loudly as he was, but never did the Jewish youth, teens, and college age students embrace a cause as the first modern day Jewish self-defense force. Jabotinsky after his men protected Jews became a household name, and many other Jewish groups imitated what his outfit had so bravely done.

Following this Jaobtinsky spread his message of armed self-defense for Jews around the world. His slogan "Jewish Youth Learn to Shoot!" was even the title of an article he wrote in the Yiddish press in the late 1920's a few short years before the coming storms of the Nazis. Jabotinsky set up special training camps all across Europe to teach young Jews to shoot.

As the Nazis were rising to power, reform Rabbi Leo Baeck misleadingly told German Jews "the Nazis like dark coulds will pass." Baeck, and many other leaders of the German Jewish establishment, urged German Jews to ignore Jabotinsky and his warnings of doom and his call for Jews to arm with guns. A few years later most of those Jews who laughed the loudest at Jabotinsky's prophetic warnings would end up the chimney stacks of Auschwitz. Many looked back wishing they would have heeded Jabotinsky's warning and acquired as much proficency in firearms as many of those unfortuante Jews had in the Greek classics. In many speeches I have asked Jews "if German Jews would have had guns before the Holocaust how many more Jews would be alive today?"

The fact is neo-nazis today and yesterday's nazis are cowards that are very good at shooting Jewish children. Now, if they had to face highly disciplined well trained legally armed Jews don't you think that the pejorative "tables" and guns would have been turned? Who would they have been turned on? The neo-nazis who think think the entire Jewish community is an easy mark and every Jew a potential victim. We must learn from the mistakes of the past or we are doomed to repeat them. We must tell any Jewish Establishment leader that dares oppose this program that the blood of the children shot in the JCC is on their heads for not having security teams of trained Jews. We must also remind them that it was their predecessors 60 years ago that opposed Jabotinsky's plan to arm and train Jews before the Holocaust. We will repeat Jabotinsky's most famous quote on the right way to fight anti-semites until it's in their heads, and they act on it. "It's better to have a gun and not need it, than to need it and not have it!" This is what Jabotinsky taught then We can implement it now. It is the surest way to have safety in our synagogues, and in our homes





ChevyNazi


Jews have every right to

Jews have every right to defend themselves! Israeli Jews sure know how to use guns so why should it be any different for American Jews.

This is 2008 we're coming into NOT 1938! Jews have put up with enough BS in their history they should not have put up with anymore. They should be prepared to kick some asses, or if necessary, walk over some DEAD bodies!:-)





red


Don't let the idiots at the

Don't let the idiots at the ranges turn you away from future range time.  There are plenty of good people out there that enjoy punching holes in paper.  A lot more women than you might think! 

Look for a training class, I believe they should be required before you even step foot on the range.  My wife spent a fair amount of time training before she got to handle a loaded weapon.  

 

If you were in the fly-over states, my wife and I would gladly take you to the range for some training.