yeah, but is it better than Cel-Ray?

Also from The Impulsive Buy: "I thought my addiction to clown porn was pretty bad, but my dependency on Glacéau XXX Vitamin Water is worse." 

I, on the other hand, believe 100% that Vitamin Water is evil and human kind should 1. drink water, and 2. eat food and not buy $2.89 bottles of flavored water when you'd get the same nutrients from 1/10 of a carrot.

Amazing. And so quintessentially Japanese: "Ice Cucumber." If only it had the words "happy," "monkey," and "super," somewhere in there too. I want it bad.