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 by Avi Kramer, July 30, 2007
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Read what The Impulsive Buy blog has to say about Japan's newest beverage craze, proving that the futuristic island nation has chutzpah, or, in the Japanese, 傍若無人 (ぼうじゃくぶじん).
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Izzy Grinspan
yeah, but is it better than
yeah, but is it better than Cel-Ray?
Avi Kramer
I hate Vitamin Water
Also from The Impulsive Buy: "I thought my addiction to clown porn was pretty bad, but my dependency on Glacéau XXX Vitamin Water is worse."
I, on the other hand, believe 100% that Vitamin Water is evil and human kind should 1. drink water, and 2. eat food and not buy $2.89 bottles of flavored water when you'd get the same nutrients from 1/10 of a carrot.
JewcyCraig
This sounds
Amazing. And so quintessentially Japanese: "Ice Cucumber." If only it had the words "happy," "monkey," and "super," somewhere in there too. I want it bad.
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