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Read what The Impulsive Buy blog has to say about Japan's newest beverage craze, proving that the futuristic island nation has chutzpah, or, in the Japanese, 傍若無人 (ぼうじゃくぶじん).



Avi is a fiction writer living in Boston.


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Izzy Grinspan


yeah, but is it better than

yeah, but is it better than Cel-Ray?





Avi Kramer


I hate Vitamin Water

Also from The Impulsive Buy: "I thought my addiction to clown porn was pretty bad, but my dependency on Glacéau XXX Vitamin Water is worse." 

I, on the other hand, believe 100% that Vitamin Water is evil and human kind should 1. drink water, and 2. eat food and not buy $2.89 bottles of flavored water when you'd get the same nutrients from 1/10 of a carrot.





JewcyCraig


This sounds

Amazing. And so quintessentially Japanese: "Ice Cucumber." If only it had the words "happy," "monkey," and "super," somewhere in there too. I want it bad.





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