Vitter: Well, what can I say. She gave really good head. G-d: Yeah, I guess it's ok then. Carry on.

Hey Adam, nice new pic and username. You and I share the same unfortunate Jewish feature that makes me shy away from shots taken in profile, apparently. Is it weird that I always assumed your name was read as Ash Printzen, instead of A Shprintzen?

Anyway, Mike, I think the big idea is that if you receive forgiveness from God, you just kinda know it. But then, I'm not really sure. Neither you nor I really know the guy well enough to say. 

Embrace the schnoz Craig, embrace it! Umm, yeah I don't think we have much of a choice in the matter. I wanted to use my full name just to make sure that I won't be able to get any more university teaching jobs, as any of the idiotic things I might post online can be easily googleable. It begs the question, are there people who think/claim that G-d hasn't forgiven them? "Well, I cheated on my wife with a call girl and I talked it over with her. Thankfully she was understanding. Unfortunately I had a chat with G-d and, well, she's holding a grudge." 

Hahaha! You just made me laugh out loud.

It's true though, schnoz-wise. The only way my nose could be any more entertaining, sadly, is if it made a comic honking noise when squeezed. I wonder if they make implants for that.