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How Decisions In This Country Really Get Made: Over Skype
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Michael Weiss 10/31/07 11:56 AM
i think im voting for hillary. the more the other dems pick on her, the more i want her to win

izzygrinspan 10/31/07 11:57 AM
my landlord -- who literally watches CNN from 7 AM to 11 PM every day -- thinks she's going to win. and i assume anyone who watches that much CNN probably has a good handle on the election

Michael Weiss 10/31/07 11:57 AM
i do too. it'll be hillary v giuliani and giuliani is just too dim on the stump. he doesn't play in peoria.

izzygrinspan 10/31/07 11:58 AM
yeah. also, he's terrifying. you think it'll come down to New York vs New York?

Michael Weiss 10/31/07 11:58 AM
yup. subway series!

izzygrinspan 10/31/07 11:58 AM
because hillary doesn't necessarily play in peoria either

Michael Weiss 10/31/07 11:58 AM
yes she does. i mean, not to the far right, who will always hate her. but her biggest base in ny is upstate farmers. she's very, very shrewd. actually pretty conservative, which can't help but come across, even as she's attacked by both parties for essentially the same behavior.

izzygrinspan 10/31/07 11:59 AM
well, but those farmers have had her as senator for a while

Michael Weiss 10/31/07 11:59 AM
which is why she's still a hawk on foreign policy

izzygrinspan 10/31/07 11:59 AM
yeah, she really is

Michael Weiss 10/31/07 11:59 AM
yeah but in that time she's learned to speak their language. she's nestled up to the status quo as much as she can without actually turning republican. i still think - despite the anti-hillary sentiment - that people will vote for her wanting her husband back

izzygrinspan 10/31/07 12:00 PM
right. but do you think that given the choice between a thrice-married Republican and a Clinton Democrat, conservative rural types will vote for the Democrat?

Michael Weiss 10/31/07 12:00 PM
and he will be back if she gets elected.

izzygrinspan 10/31/07 12:00 PM
yeah, he totally will

Michael Weiss 10/31/07 12:01 PM
well, it depends on the segment of conservative rural types. if thomas frank's "what's the matter with kansas" argument has any legs, then hillarycare, etc. should play well in the sticks. giuliani isn't reagan the way thompson also isn't but wants to be. rudy will have a tougher time convincing the cultural conservatives that he's not too new york, a john lindsay with a testosterone surfeit. whereas hillary's never suffered from island-itis. her unspoken appeal to moderates in the heartland is her metro-phoneyness. if she can fool yankees fans into voting for her, anything's possible.

izzygrinspan 10/31/07 12:01 PM
that's true

Michael Weiss 10/31/07 12:01 PM
so really it'll come down to one of the most hawkish senators following 9/11, and the guy who ran the country on 9/11. rudy has more cachet as a muscular leader, no question. but that's not all he needs. and hillary's not willowy enough to make it all he needs

izzygrinspan 10/31/07 12:02 PM
yeah, she's tough enough to give him a run for his money

Michael Weiss 10/31/07 12:03 PM

also, it'll be one of the most entertaining administrations.... all the corruption, double-dealing, memory lapses before senate subcommittees. vince foster flitting through the west wing like banquo's ghost. i can't wait.

izzygrinspan 10/31/07 12:03 PM
hee. yeah, it'll be good. also fun to have a lady president. i'm excited for four years of gender commentary -- "what does it mean that the President wore a mauve pantsuit to the peace talks?" that kind of thing. i'm also just excited to see what happens to Colbert and the Daily Show

Michael Weiss 10/31/07 12:04 PM
my mom hates her which is funny because she reminds me of my mom (with anger management classes under her belt)... i think he jumped the shark with that, to be honest

izzygrinspan 10/31/07 12:04 PM
yeah, it's sort of a dumb stunt. but what i'm wondering is how their audiences will deal with them satirizing a Democrat

Michael Weiss 10/31/07 12:04 PM
let's see: robin williams makes a box office bomb about a colbert-type late night news satirist running for president. colbert decides to put williams' dead script to work for himself...hmm.

izzygrinspan 10/31/07 12:04 PM
ha ha



Michael is a contributing editor of Jewcy. His work has appeared in Slate, Gawker, New York, Democratiya, The New Criterion and The Weekly Standard. His blog is Snarksmith.


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Ali Eteraz


weiss' yes man

well buddy, looks like your proverbial cheney found its g w bush.

"that's true!"

im kidding of course. i do think hrc is shrewd enough to pull the farmers. also i've been noticing that a lot of women will vote for a woman, even if they disagree with her policies. its the desperate housewives femme pride thing, i think.

 

 





Izzy Grinspan


Bush to Michael's Cheney?

Gross!  I might never publicly agree with him again.  (Uh, no offense, Weiss.)

By the way, I think you're basically right about Hilary and the Desperate Housewives -- women are going to vote for her for the same reasons beer drinkers voted for Bush in 2004. But to me this doesn't seem like a totally superficial girl power thing, at least if you take a long view of it. I'm not sure I'm going to vote for her, but I do think having a female president would ultimately be a good thing for American women.





gogityershinebox


Having a Female President...

...is only a good thing if she doesn't emulate the same mistakes of the white, protestant males that have held the office with the exception of JFK (white catholic male).

The BS bill she voted on stating the Iran Revolutionary Guard is a terrorist organization makes me worry.  Not that it isn't true...but there is no value in it besides sabre rattling.  I liken this to a bully picking on a little kid.  The problem is the little kid has two really big brothers, Russia and China.  If we try to go to war, its not just going to war with Iran, it would be war with Russia and China...and that is one we can't win.

Which leads me to worry about our national security.  Being separated by oceans is no longer a strategic advantage.

Additionally, she has called to socialize certain programs, like the student loan program.  Which would kill an industry and further bankrupt the government, if you knew the inner workings.

Let's not forget, in her youth, Hillary was a Republican.  I don't think she moved that far away from those earlier convictions.

I'd love to have Bill back in the White House, those were great years.  I'm just concerned that Hillary is too hawkish and too socialist at the same time...hey, doesn't that lead to fascism?

What I find refreshing though is there really isn't much noise anymore about Hillary being female.  If that was the case, she would've been right in front of Kuccinich.  She has a commanding presence and it seems a non-issue these days.  Good for her!





Anonymous


America's greatest wartime president

Hilary will be America's greatest wartime president since Harry Truman bombed Japan.  Think about it--who usually has the biggest pair at every Democratic debate. And, name one current republican candidate who is tougher than her? Sure, she'll get us out of Iraq--by way of Iran.

You think we have an imperial prediency now? You ain't seen nothing yet. She's leanred well from Bill's 6 years of dealing with an "obstructionist" republican congress. 





zbird


I don't understand why Hillary is such a feminist dream

Picture Gloria Steinem stating the following, circa 1976:

"Keep fighting ladies, and one day, one of us will marry a man who wins the presidency, and her position as First Lady will vault her into the White House, with a brief detour as senator."   

 

--Z





Anonymous


Thank you

I would just like to say, as a woman, a liberal, a feminist, and a Gloria Steinem fan:  thank you.  I am no Hillary nut.  You're correct, she's not a feminist dream.  I don't hate the woman, but I think she's just another sleazy wishy-washy politician who wants power.  I must say, I'm not in love with the idea of someone like that representing "team ovaries" on our first crack at the presidency.  Sadly, I think a lot of women feel obligated to support her or else they will be accused of being bad feminists.  AND IT TICKS ME OFF!