In May, Mickey Mouse’s Islamofascist cousin—the one that’s never invited to the weddings—was beaten to death by an Israeli terrorist. But never fear, never fear, for the Disney franchise is stocked with willing martyrs…and so it was that last week Simba, the Lion King himself, was shown on Hamas’ al-Aqsa television network fighting an evil army of rats, wielding Israeli guns and adorned by US dollars—Fatah, of course. Do listen for the actual dubbed-in voice of Mohammed Dahlan, former Fatah leader, here incarnated as the chief rat.