That was the other night at the 92nd street Y you drunken bastard. And that wasn't me talking, that was ROI alumni Dan Sieradski, the founder of beloved New Jew blog Jewschool. Now lots of people get Jewschool and Jewlicious confused, and despite the fact that I stand a head and shoulder above Dan, we both wear baseball caps and goofy glasses so I can see how, through a drunken haze, you might get us confused. And I can't believe you're getting all uppity about my use of the term mis-characterization! Like we're going to go and get all the track participants to testify. Sheesh, Marty - and anyone else who is reading this and might think I was casting aspersions on Marty's journalistic credibility - we're taking the piss out of each other here.

Notice fucking Beckerman said nothing about his not being the Anti-Christ. Hmmm...