My dad had skin cancer and I'd rather not.  Am I a J.A.P. for that or do I get out of it cuz same said father took me with him regularly for the weekly rifle pick-up on his way to neighborhood watch?  A.J.P., by the way, is just another order to the same words that might make more sense -- what's skin cancer or the second amendment got to do with being Jewish?  Oh, Marty -- you're NOT sexy, if your picture has anything to say about how you look or act and ... anyone without olive skin really whould watch it with the sun, especially in Israel.  Why are you trying to spread self-hatred?  Is this going to up the Jewish-Jewish marriage rate in America?  Doubtful, my not-friend.  Maybe lack of water is the main reason so many people visiting Israel go nuts and have to be hospitalized or shipped back home, dreaming of the Israeli women or men they find so beautiful and unreachable.  It's kind of dehumanizing, really.  Glad you get your kicks from that.  It's clearly a great way to make a lot of American bucks.  Do you use any of those bucks to build your own personal militia, by the way?  Have you ever held a gun?... Truth is, your writing isn't really worth responding to or reading any more of ... so if you've held a gun and written about it, forgive me (or don't) for not bothering to know.  You probably are so turned on by Israeli women because they can not only kill you in way more than 500 ways (which means they don't fear you the way you must imagine American Jewish women do -- which I suppose makes you like skin cancer, doesn't it?), but also because they can walk around in a bird sanctuary which smells like pleasant animal shit -- which means they might actually come close to being able to deal with you.  Or not, but clearly in your fantasy, they can.