“Would you like your sandwich on whole wheat, foccacia, rye, white, country Tuscan, country Tuscan whole wheat, or country Tuscan whole wheat low-carb?” “Would you like your religion belief-centered, practice-centered, monotheistic, pantheistic, ritual-heavy, or ritual-lite?”

C'mon...you've just got to love a guy who knows how to spin words like that. The author's range--like an A-List actor--is stupendous.

Bring it on...like the pouring rain.