"But that being said, why half-ass it when you could do the real thing? Come to Israel, be in the army, preferably in an elite unit. Nothing beats that for masculinity."

Oh, the unbeatable testosterone rush of knowing you're instrumental in performing sociocide upon an indigenous people!
The brawny and stubbled thrill of demolishing homes! And you haven't sprung a boner until you've kept the old and infirm waiting at a border crossing for hours in the hot sun!