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Joey Kurtzman


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"All the people advocating the bombing of Iran are Jewish, including Freund, Blumenthal, Joey Kurtzmann and even Josh Strawn, who tries to take a more tortured road towards bombing."

My surname has only one n, "man" rather than "mann," please observe that if you again have cause to spell out my name. Generally the only Jews who spell their names "mann" are little dandies descended from German Jewish immigrants, precious little hothouse yekkes, but not me, no, I'm not going to bullshit you, my people are hale and hearty Galicianer stock, each a kaftan-wearing whirlwind of challah and schmaltz, that's how it was, storming out of steerage with pickled herring on their breath and in their beards, you could smell it from eight blocks away and the dudes didn't give a shit, they had 2nd cousin Bunya's address in hand and a mighty "Yawp" on their lips, and that was it. So next time, only one N, ya dig?





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