Apart from the fact that Kirk C's winning boyish smile covers up the fact that he can't wait until the time when all non-Jesus accepting Jews will suffer a holocaust worse than the recent one--what about banana threads.  Or maybe it's not that the banana was designed for humans but rather that humans were designed for the banana--isn't that what "Day-oh" (the song we rear our kids on) is all about?  I won't link to the Raffi version, though it is one of the sacred tunes of my kids' lives.