The truth is that the article didn't exist during Passover.  Amy conceived and wrote it over the past week.  And there are two half-finished boxes of leftover matzah -- one chocolate-covered -- sitting in my kitchen right this very moment. 

In fact!  If either of you anons happen to be in New York City, I'm willing to prove the latter assertion with a matzah hand-off.  I'd even throw in some fruit-shaped jellies, but I finished those yesterday.