we go from Alternadad to Jerk-Off Shacks? Although the latter sounds like a fun title for a book as well. Perhaps it could be a coffeetable book - or, in this case, a bathroom reader? I could picture it being a wonderful gift for the over-enthusiastic carpentry afficionado.

I would also be interested to hear more about Halachic rules regarding the building of such a shack in which individuals would "spill seed."

And as for The Doctor, as long as you don't have the bathroom door open while you're 15 feet from your daughter, I don't see much of a problem there. You need to involve yourself more in the fantasy and less in the reality of your surroundings. Perhaps a sexy cassette tape of Bea Arthur reading "The Purple-Headed Warrior" would do the trick? :-P