"Oy vey, Daniel, zoo are a vee bit zlow vor a Jew! Zoo muzst spend zome more time ztudying zhee psychometrics!"

"Jensen's premise was that if in 1969, 15 years after Brown v. Board ended school segregation, blacks still had lower average IQs, it was surely because of their limited capacities. You've got to be pretty far to the right (and pretty blind to the facts) to consider America one year after MLK's assassination to be some kind of racial egalitarian wonderland."

A nice thought, Daniel, but Jensen's research has continued to the present day, and the 15-point (minimum) IQ-gap between blacks and whites has persisted with more tenacity than the vice-like grip of a wizened Jew-hand on an ill-got gold ingot! Despite an unending stream of liberal programs, liberal wealth-transfers, liberal campaigns, and liberal spells and incantations, Negro inferiority continues to stare us in the face unblinkingly: with pupils dilated and eyes red-rimmed with the tincture of crack-cocaine!

And Jensen is not alone in his field. The foremost researchers into the nature of IQ-heritability and variation across populations, names like J. Philippe Rushton, Michael Levin ("Oy, he's von of us!"), and Richard Lynn, not to mention Murray and Herrnstein ("Oy, another von!" Plotz!).

"Perhaps there really was something superior about us. But rather than claiming to be some kind of black-haired, brown-eyed master race, why not just say it’s behavioral?"

"Black-haired, brown-eyed master race"—Oy, Daniel, zoo crack me up! Jewish brains are master-race material; but Jewish bodies and Jewish neuroses?—eh, no so much!

It’s not our genes, it’s our moms.
"Squawk! Shmuely’s goin’ ta Haaahvahd! Squawk!"

Ha-ha-ha! Anywhoo, it wasn’t a bad article, Danny. Keep making your poor, tired, long-suffering mother proud!—"Squawk! Don’t date a shiksa! Squawk!"

-Gentilus Gentillicus, Rex Judeorum