I'm not so much for Jews to vote Republican as much as I am for Jews not to vote obligatory Democrat. I just went to a family party and the Bush Derangement Syndrome there was through the roof. It's as if they believe that Bush is more evil than Saddam and that crazy midget in Iran.

Here's a hint: Use the evangelicals, we already know Christ isn't coming back, let them believe he is, and let them support Israel either way. Better to have mislead friends than devoted enemies.