Guys, you promised me that you'd keep our little arrangement secret. It does us bloodthirsty anti-Semites little good if your masochistic little electronic rag is seen as anything but a spontaneous expression of Jewish self-loathing. Once the puppet strings are revealed, the camel's out of the bag and you're no good to us. How do we re-establish the caliphate if you guys fuck up like this?

We are merciful, so we will merely not send this month's checks to you. If you fail us again, though, heads will roll. No, really-heads will roll.