Thanks all..! 

Ashmodai: True story. I guess she's naked, but her naughty bits are obscured by fig leaves and shit. (Uh, 'fig leaves and the like' I should say.) Although, if you go by my logic, we're all naked, just obfuscated by these pesky clothes.

Weinberg81 / Dave: Yes, Ethnic Cleansing is good for kids because it really gets them accustomed to wanton violence and arbitrary slaughter. Life's a bitch, kids! Drink up! As an aside, there was a video game I saw when I was in Israel (in 1997..) called Mitzvah Man. It's like a Pac-Man clone to teach Torah Studies, or something. It looks awful. But anyway, it's something for the little Frummies.

Tamar: AKA you want to just walk around with me like normal? Sounds fine. You bring the wire and bead things and I'll bring the crippling emotional turmoil to be worked out in play therapy.