haha, well that's comforting at least. There's a Unitarian church right next store to my apartment. Would be a lot easier than the half mile walk to shul. Though with the beard, structured prayer times and vegetarianism, I think that Islam would probably be an easier transition. Oh wait...the booze thing. Scratch that. I would be hard pressed to give up gin, even if it meant a one way ticket to the afterlife.