This may be cold comfort, Adam, but I am happy to go on record in affirming that your opinions are infinitely more well-thought out and reasonable than those of our unhinged friend up there.

That said, they're wronger than tits on a rooster. But definitely more coherent than those of Mr. Cockholster....sorry, I mean Shitstain.

You realize, of course, that by engaging in this banter with me, you are as we speak being drummed out of Judaism's elect by Mr. Shitstain, the final arbiter of who's a good Jew and who's a kapo.

Not to worry, though. I'm sure the Unitarians will have you.