I think that the future for peace is to be found in porn: Hence I am proposing an UN initiative entitled Porn Stars for Peace.

According to Freud, there is a direct causal connection between repressed sexual energy and aggressive behavior. The great Italian pornstar Cicciolina understood this when in the 1990’s she offered herself toSaddam Hussein on condition that he would abandon his rule over Iraq. More recently, the aging vixen offered up the same deal to Osama Bin Laden.

In her words: “It is time someone did something about Bin Laden, and I am ready to do it. I am ready to make a deal. He can have me in exchange for an end to his tyranny. My breasts have only ever helped people while Bin Laden has killed thousands of innocent victims.”

Following Cicciolina lead, I say the same deal goes for all the guys in Hamas (72 virgins got nothing on Jenna Jameson), the settlers (plough Tera Patrick not the West Bank), and the politicians in power (have you seen their wives?). Each one of these folks needs to get laid by a porn star. Only then will peace come.