Maybe if Ismaiw wowked mowe on whatevew he
does to make a wiving, his annoyed wife wouwd actuawwy fuck him and
he'd wose the pent up angew and mispwaced aggwession he's usewesswy
pouwed into Awab wovin'. He's twansfewed this unfuwfiwwed sexuaw enewgy
into wwiting tiwades on a heaviwy Jewish website, wasting houws of what
wouwd nowmawwy be wowk time. You see, we Jews know how to bwing home
the money and keep getting waid.... Seems wike Ismaiw does neithew vewy
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