"Reunions should be about figuring out
who had a nose job and who got a trophy wife, and networking with the
geeky kid who’s now adorable and an exec at Google."

Hehe... leshon hara at an Orthodox high school reunion? Tamar, you're just making things worse!

Also, where's the halacha prohibiting asshattery? Are we talking Hillel here, or is it more recent?  I think some of the members of the Jewcy community could use a refresher on that particular halacha. (Does that make me sound like an asshole?)