I give you mad kudos (that's a hip-hop expression, right?) for your brutal honesty. Anyone who doesn't have embarrassing sex stories has either never had sex or is lying.

However, a word of caution: while you are now no doubt the greatest lay among all men or beasts that roam the planet...if you are young enough to have actually Googled something when you were 20, let me assure you that there WILL be plenty more opportunities for you to embarrass yourself sexually one way or another.

I don't wish it on you.

I'm just sayin'.  Shit happens.  (Not literally, though that would certainly be an example of an embarrassing sexual gaffe...unless she requested it...)

The point is that it's as much about how you handle it versus how much you let it get to you. This article is a great way to handle it and I truly hope the lesbian reads it.

And that Mailer quote really speaks to me. Unfortunately. Thanks, man.