Ah well, gentlemen, you've got it all figured out. Bravissimmo!! It was all a Hebraic conspiracy to keep children and their parents hooked... Finally, someone has exposed 'the near and dear' for what it truly is, a massive conspiracy.

Now, why didn't anyone figure this out until you brilliant folks came along? Why don't you now take on an issue of true importance, like why the Jets felt compelled to expose the Patriots' videotape system?

C'mon, inquiring minds want to know!! (Or, maybe it just doesn't matter?)