Wha-huh?  Witty and entertaining?  "Unless you are a female, in which case Hadar will do?"  

Clearly I have woken up in some alternate universe.  

 And yeah, I myself am not into the hippy lifestyle, so it takes very little for me to reach my threshold, but that's exactly why I don't go to shabbatonim at Elay CHayim and such.  No one's forcing you to hang out with Getzel.  If you have so little free time then maybe you should just skip the posts that are too CHS for you.