WE ASSIMILATED THEM: There is no major difference between Americans and American Indians in anyone's eyes. Come on off the reservations, guys- country's fine! God forbid you should have to deal with the evil Americans building evil bars on their evil land outside your reservation. Too little, too late.

...And for the record, I'm sure the Christmas guy knows. The analogy still stands, cause, well, Christmas really isn't for the Christians anymore.