Sex & Love
Size Matters: Or, Why I’m Qualified to Write a Book About Sex
When Size Matters came out a couple months ago, lots of people came up to me and asked: "Have you always wanted to write a sex book?" Then they looked at me like I was wearing a dominatrix outfit underneath … Read More
Letter from Jew-neau (Part V): In Which the Author Quotes Plath in the Bath
This is the story of a powerful love, the kind that comes along once in a lifetime. It’s the story of a man who meets his destiny in the eyes of an Alaskan princess, under the infinite Alaskan sky, who … Read More
Letter from Jew-neau (Part IV): In Which the Author is Saved
So there I was, bent over backward in a marble cistern, two Aryan bodyguards holding my arms down, while Todd Palin shoved my face underwater. I could hear people singing and clapping, behind me a Kenyan preacher shouting about witchcraft … Read More
Letter from Jew-neau (Part III): In Which Sarah Palin Reveals Her Breasts and Her Plans for the Jews
A lot of people are emailing me, texting me, Skyping me. A few want more details about Lady Lazarus – I tell them, check my website! - but most want to know about Sarah. "What’s she really like?" they ask. … Read More
I Got Blitzed by a Nazi Boyfriend
At the Metro Club in New Orleans, I was dancing with a law school student named Hendrik, who kept palming his way down the backside of my thighs. Without hesitation, he told me he had been waiting all night to … Read More
Letter from Jew-neau (Part II): In Which the Author is Hunted, Tortured, and Brought to Climax
“A little to the left,” Sarah said. “A little more. Left! Left! Yes, that’s perfect. Now faster.” “Like this?” I said. I was breathing hard, blowing steam into the air. “Is that good?” “Faster!” she said. Her command echoed across … Read More
Letter from Jew-neau (Part I): Sweet, Crude Sex with Sarah
Dear Jewcy, Thanks for inviting me to be a guest blogger! I have to admit, at first I wasn’t sure what to write about. I mean, I do post every so often on The Huffington Post–but those are usually impassioned … Read More