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Looking For Ms. Keaton

Looking For Ms. Keaton
By February 3, 2007

I'm fed up with the Diane Keaton of late. If I see another ad for her latest film in which she plays yet another matriarch on the verge of maintaining her matronly hotness quota while suffering from some emotional breakdown, … Read More

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Israel Is Probably Not Responsible For The Yellow Snow In Siberia

Israel Is Probably Not Responsible For The Yellow Snow In Siberia
By February 2, 2007

Despite evidence to the contrary, Israel is most likely not responsible for the smelly yellow-orange snow falling in Siberia, but researchers are digging deep to unearth what is the exact cause of the rotten-smelling color. If I didn't know any … Read More

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Pop Quiz, Hotshot

Pop Quiz, Hotshot
By February 2, 2007

It’s no secret that Jewcy has a big crush on Slate, but we particularly enjoyed today’s quiz, “Are You a Liberal Anti-Semite?” For extra enjoyment, combine it with the “Which Aqua Teen Hunger Force Character Are You?” quiz. I am … Read More

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Rich People Never Have To Pick Up The Tab

Rich People Never Have To Pick Up The Tab
By February 2, 2007

The richest Russian, 2nd richest person in the UK, and 11th richest person in the world (worth an estimated $19.8 Billion) walks into a Israeli dive restaurant for hummus and runs up a $450 tab. Luckily, Pini Zahavi, the soccer … Read More

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Posh Spice Is A Prepubescent Boy

Posh Spice Is  A Prepubescent Boy
By February 2, 2007

Victoria Beckham aka Posh Spice is introducing a new line of jeans and doesn't want any skinny minis modeling them. Ironic, given the obvious. Speaking of emaciated celebrities, have you ever noticed the skinnier the gal, the longer her hair … Read More

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Manischewitz Kosher Cook-Off

Manischewitz Kosher Cook-Off
By February 2, 2007

Thank goodness for Manischewitz. For yesterday, they filled the void that surfaces in the hearts of football non-fans each year at Super Bowl time with a not entirely dissimilar contests: The Simply Manischewitz kosher cook-off. Jewcy was there to bring … Read More

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Happy Groundhog Day!

Happy Groundhog Day!
By February 2, 2007

Well, sort of anyways. Courtesy NRG.

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Know Your Crowd, Hillary, & Then Find Your Voice

Know Your Crowd, Hillary, & Then Find Your Voice
By February 2, 2007

Hillary Clinton stammered her way through a AIPAC dinner where the pro-Israel crowd left her with little applause and mostly groans. Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton drew grumbles at a pro-Israel dinner in Times Square last night when she encouraged "engaging" … Read More

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